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An Introduction
Or, I Give the Squibdiddle a Thorough Fructifying

Has anyone ever asked you to administer the nestsack? Or squire the krinfizzle? Or take the philimastrium out back for a much-needed burnishing? I'm guessing not. But if you have, you know what I felt like when I was asked to write "an introduction for the website." Because I'll be damned if I know what a "website" is, so how exactly am I supposed to introduce it? What are people expecting me to do? Vouch for its good character?

Still, you can see my stab at an introduction by clicking here. Or you can just move on to my "blog" below (which I've been forced to share, along with the rest of the website and the credit for MY novels, with that sneaky book-rustling blankety-blank Steve Hockensmith). Either way, I hope you'll come back often. If I've got to be here expurgating the tinletto or fabricating the conzab or what have you, I sure as hell don't want to do it alone.

Otto "Big Red" Amlingmeyer
Miles City, Montana
May 15, 1893



January 28, 2007



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