When
Slick Ben Sevier, the editor at my publishing
house, first told me Holmes on the Range would
be published with somebody else’s name on
the cover, he assured me it was nothing to worry
about.
“It’s gonna
help us sell a lot more books, Otto,” he
said. “Market research indicates that ‘Steve
Hockensmith’ is the perfect pseudonym. It’s
warm. It’s memorable. It’s easy to
pronounce. It’s unfamiliar but not off-puttingly
foreign. People love it.”
“Are you sayin’ there’s something
wrong with my name?” I asked.
Slick Ben looked uncomfortable for a moment.
“Not at all,”
he said, though that queasy little pause spoke
a lot louder than his words. “It’s
just...well, ‘Otto Amlingmeyer’ won’t
fit on the cover.”
“And ‘Steve
Hockensmith’ will?”
Slick Ben paused again.
In fact, it was a damned long pause -- he stopped
talking altogether. He just picked up a pile of
papers (I’m not sure if Slick Ben’s
office has walls behind all the paper he’s
got stacked up everywhere) and started pretending
to read through it. Eventually, I left.
So imagine my surprise when
I discovered today that “Steve Hockensmith”
isn’t just a name Slick Ben settled on thanks
to “market research” (whatever that
is). He’s a real fellow -- a writer, like
me. Why he’s getting credit for Holmes on the Range I don’t know, but I aim to find
out.
You’ll find Hockensmith’s biography
below. I hope to make one little addition to it
myself: “Hockensmith recently came face
to face with Otto ‘Big Red’ Amlingmeyer,
who asked him why his name is on Otto’s
book. As Hockensmith was able to offer no satisfying
explanation, Otto immediately and con mucho gusto
kicked the s.o.b.’s book-stealing ass.’”
Otto Amlingmeyer
Miles City, Montana
January 31, 1893
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Though the town elders of Louisville, Ky., have yet to acknowledge it with so much as a single commemorative plaque, Steve Hockensmith was born in the Derby City on August 17, 1968. The first two decades of his life passed uneventfully, the only
notable highlight being a short stint as an intern
at People magazine, an experience that allowed
Hockensmith to realize his lifelong dream -- crank
calling Crispin Glover.
Despite (or perhaps because
of) such lapses in his professionalism, Hockensmith
eventually found work as an entertainment journalist:
He's covered pop culture and the film industry
for The Hollywood Reporter, The Chicago Tribune,
The Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Newsday, Total Movie
and other publications. He spent a year as editor
of The X-Files Official Magazine (thus explaining
his morbid fear of David Duchovny) and more than
three years as editor of Cinescape, a nationally
distributed bimonthly magazine devoted to movies
in which things explode (i.e., science fiction
or action films or anything produced by Jerry
Bruckheimer).
In 1999, traumatized by multiple
viewings of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Hockensmith
set out to write something that would under no
circumstances require the use of the phrase "Jar
Jar Binks." He settled on mysteries, soon
becoming a regular contributor to both Alfred
Hitchcock's Mystery Magazine and Ellery Queen's
Mystery Magazine. His first published mystery
story, "Erie's Last Day," won the Short
Mystery Fiction Society's Derringer Award and
appeared in Best American Mystery Stories 2001.
More recently, Hockensmith's story "Tricks" (a sequel to "Erie's Last Day") was a finalist for the Shamus award, while his story "The Big Road" (yet another "Erie" follow-up) was a finalist for the Shamus, Macavity and Barry awards.
Hockensmith is also the creator
of mystery-solving cowboys Big Red and Old Red
Amlingmeyer. The Amlingmeyer brothers first appeared
in Ellery Queen in the story "Dear Mr. Holmes," and the Sherlock Holmes-worshipping drovers have returned to Ellery Queen's pages five times since then. In addition, Hockensmith has completed four
novels about their adventures. Thanks to the first, Holmes on the Range, Hockensmith was a finalist for the 2007 Edgar, Anthony and Shamus Awards in the Best First Novel category. On the Wrong Track, The Black Dove and The Crack in the Lens followed. Hockensmith is currently at work on a fifth Big Red/Old Red novel.
Though he considers himself
a Midwesterner at heart, Hockensmith currently
lives in California's Bay Area. He says he's adjusted
to life on the West Coast, but confesses that
he still misses thunderstorms, snow and Long John
Silver's Seafood Shoppes. He shares his home with
the perfect wife, the perfect daughter, the perfect son and a slightly
imperfect cat.
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